Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages
When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!
Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese
so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere
When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions
this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:
- Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
- umami, the “Fifth Emotion”